Monsieur Engineer, I may 'ave somesing which belongs to you. I shall attempt to return et tomorrow, zhough I make no promises.

As for zee rest of you, you are being far too quiet. Am I going to 'ave to make my own amusement again?

I apologize for my long silence, mon amis ( Read more... )

Zhis seemed to go over well last time. I now present you wis anozher look ento my kitchen. Zhere was much more cooking zhis time around, so I'm afraid zhere are fewer pictures, but much more food. Et iz a fair trade, non?

( Look out! Pic heavy! )

What an exciting week it has been. Both RED and BLU have received new team members, including a female spy on the other side. It seems the corporations are training replacements now, rather than simply hiring those who already have the experience. I admit I'm rather intrigued by that. Perhaps it is cheaper to do it thus ( Read more... )

Per'aps I should 'ave mentioned zhis earlier, but several cabinets en zee kitchen are now stocked full of liquor. Wis zee amount 'eavy and I purchased, I expect zhis to last for more zhan two weeks at zee leastEn case not, 'owever, I 'ave taken zee liberty of setting several bottles aside. For a rainy day, ef you wish to sink so ( Read more... )

Zee 'eavy and I will be making a trip to zee store tomorrow to pick up a few sings.

Should I include anysing besides liquor on my list?

Ahem.

Everyone did quite well en zheir new duties yesterday. Kudos to all zee rookies.

I assure you I will not be so easy on you en zee future.

Also, 'as anyone seen our Sniper recently?

'mm, 'ello again everyone. I am almost glad to see zhis wooden dump again, zhough et's a poor excuse for zee 'otels we visited ( Read more... )

I need to think. So many things have happened of late... I suppose to keep it all straight I should write them in order.

The boy is being persistent in his efforts to build a relationship with me. I'm not certain what to do about this. Yes, I promised his mother I would look after him, but by no means does that include playing father. He had one. It ( Read more... )

Ma petite chou-fleur,

I regret I have not written you sooner. There have been some new developments here, to put it lightly. For starters, I have explained to your son how we are related. I admit I had not thought I would need to. Did you forget to explain the situation to him?

I apologize if I sound accusing in that last sentence, but he has been ( Read more... )